Female Customer: Is it twins? It's got to be twins.
Lane: Is what twins?
Male Customer: Are you...
Lane: Pregnant? You think I'm pregnant? Oh, yeah, because it's not acceptable in this society to be a plus-sized woman who happens to carry her weight in her belly.
Female Customer: So you're not- Oh, gee. Well, I need new glasses. I'm sorry.
Lane: Of course I'm pregnant. Turkey with Swiss.