Quote from Lorelai in I'm OK, You're OK
Lorelai: What are you doing? Luke: I'm sewing my duffel bag. Lorelai: That's crazy. Luke: That's crazy? Lorelai: Yeah. That thing's like 100 years old. Just throw it away. Luke: The bag is fine. Lorelai: That is not a bag. That is a collection of molecules tethered together by dirt.