Quote from Paris in Friday Night's Alright for Fighting
Paris: The point is vague. A.K.: The point is not vague. Paris: The point is vague! The conclusions are insane. A.K.: The conclusions are Johns Hopkins', not mine. Paris: The research is sloppy, the sources are unreliable, the font is wrong, the paper feels thin, and the by-line should read "Story by a petulant 2-year-old who had one too many black and tans last night and so this is what you people get to read". Fix it!