Lorelai: I have no choice.
Paris: Yes, you do. You can stop her. You can pull some of that supermom crap that you always do and get her to change her mind.
Luke: Yep.
Paris: Rory can't quit Yale, we have to do something.
Luke: I agree.
Paris: I mean, we should kidnap her. Drag her back here and tie her up and not let her loose until she listens to reason.
Luke: Yes.
Lorelai: Luke.
Luke: Hey, my suggestion first.