Lorelai: Okay. So, what do we think is going on here?
Michel: I believe that our employees are clandestinely using our rooms for sexual encounters on their coffee breaks.
Lorelai: Come on.
Michel: Lars and Celia seem awfully friendly lately. You don't notice them making goo-goo eyes? And Celia has put on weight. Perhaps one too many Toblerones.
Lorelai: I don't think Lars and Celia are having an affair.