Lorelai: [on the phone] I just wanted to touch base with you about this little party you threw for Rory tonight.
Emily: The party was not for Rory, it was for our Yale alumni.
Lorelai: Oh, it was not. It was a trick and you know it and I know it so let's just know it together.
Richard: What do you want, Lorelai?
Lorelai: You lied to your granddaughter tonight. You lied to a kid who trusted you. You tricked her.
Emily: It was a party!
Lorelai: It was a mating ritual!