Lorelai: Now, listen, I want you to be careful about your consumption of booze.
Luke: I'm not going to drink too much.
Lorelai: No, no, no. You've got it backwards, there, Pablo. Ride the pink elephant, baby, 'cause it's your only defense against Emily Gilmore unless you're packing a Kalashnikov.
Luke: Shouldn't we ring the doorbell or something?
Lorelai: Oh, a little strategy. Here's the front door. We're here. Drink cart's here. It's knock, knock. Open the door. "Hi." "Hi." Turn left, veer right, past the couch, we're at the booze. Any questions?
Luke: Uh, yeah. Shouldn't you get a massage or something?
Lorelai: Take off your coat.
Luke: It's cold.
Lorelai: No, it's time consuming. Roll it in a ball and have it ready to hand off to the maid.