Lorelai: What are you doing?
Luke: Fixing your porch rail.
Lorelai: That's right. You are. You're fixing my porch rail at 6:30 in the morning!
Luke: It was the only time I could do it.
Lorelai: Why? Why?
Luke: It was broken. I noticed last time I was here. It could hurt somebody.
Lorelai: Luke, we sleep around here, okay? We like it. It makes us pretty and keeps us from killing our crazy friends!
Luke: You're gonna wake the neighbors.
Lorelai: Ugh! Could you pound one more thing while you're out here? Your head! And a "for sale" sign on the lawn, 'cause we're moving. So that's two things: The sign and your head. And in that order 'cause otherwise you'll be too dizzy to do the sign thing! [fails to open the door] Aww, shoot!
Luke: You're locked out?
Lorelai: You don't exist.
Luke: You shouldn't have closed the door.