Lorelai: Colonel Clucker? Are you serious? He has been with you since you were four.
Rory: The first time Dean came over, he picked it up.
Lorelai: Well, that's not the Colonel's fault. He was sitting there, minding his own business, and a guy picks him up. What's a stuffed bird to do?
Rory: I don't want to joke about this, not now. Here, I don't want to look at that anymore.
Lorelai: Okay, I'll put it away.
Rory: No, take it out of the house. Throw it in a dumpster, burn it, I don't care. Just... I want it gone.