Lorelai: Is there someone else?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: Is he moving?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: Is he dying? Did his football team lose a game?
Rory: What?
Lorelai: It's happened.
Rory: Did he, um, try something?
Rory: What?
Lorelai: You know, did he want to...
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Did he want to go faster than you?
Rory: God, no!