Lorelai: What are these people doing up on a Saturday morning.
Rory: Some people like getting up early.
Lorelai: You lie.
Rory: No, they do it voluntarily.
Lorelai: Really?
Rory: Every day.
Lorelai: Jump back.
Rory: Excuse me?
Lorelai: Kevin Bacon in Footloose, reaction to the no-dancing-in-town rule as revealed by Chris Penn, brother to Sean, sage to all.
Rory: Should have known.
Lorelai: Yes, you should have known. I have no idea what they teach you in that damn school.