Dean: I thought Christmas was a big deal around here.
Rory: Well, this is a town that likes the celebrating. Last year, we had a month-long carnival when we got off the septic tank system.
Dean: A month long? You're kidding.
Rory: No. There were rides, and a petting zoo, and balloon animals, and a freak show.
Dean: Uh-huh. Okay, you almost had me going there for a second.
Rory: But we did have a ribbon-cutting ceremony.