Lorelai: So...?
Luke: Yes?
Lorelai: What's the haps with you two?
Luke: The haps? Well, let's see. What is the haps?
Lorelai: I mean, like, you know...
Luke: I know what you meant by 'the haps.
Lorelai: Okay, well, you're repeating it a thousand times.
Luke: I was pondering.
Lorelai: Well, you ponder really slowly.
Luke: If I did it fast, it wouldn't be pondering. Pondering by nature has a slow connotation.