Lorelai: Mom, what is going on?
Emily: We let the Historical Society use our house for a walking tour. It's for a good cause, and I am never doing it again.
Richard: It was supposed to end at five o'clock, Emily.
Emily: I know that, Richard. What do you want me to do, throw them out?
Richard: This is not how it's done. This is not how proper charities work. You do not infringe on people's lives. You make a plan and stick to it.
Woman: Oh, look. They hired actors to be the family. How clever.
Richard: We are not actors!
Emily: Richard, please.