Lorelai: So, tell me more about this Rachel.
Sookie: Why are you so curious?
Lorelai: Well, because apparently everybody in town knows everything about it and I don't like to be out of the loop.
Sookie: It's old news.
Lorelai: Yes, but I'm fascinated. I mean I go to Luke's once a day. Sometimes twice. Three times if Michel has talked to one of his relatives and his accent has gotten thicker. I feel I should know the whole story.