Lorelai: I can't lie to another mother. That's breaking the code.
Rory: So what were we supposed to do tonight?
Lorelai: Look, I know Mrs. Kim and Robert Duvall in The Great Santini share a striking resemblance. But she is Lane's mom. She has the right to tell Lane she can't do something. You have to respect that and I really have to respect that.
Rory: So we were in a no-win situation tonight?
Lorelai: Yep.
Rory: Great.
Lorelai: Sorry. You know the one good thing we learned from this?
Rory: What?
Lorelai: That I'm a babe.