Rory: Paris, you're acting stupid, okay? You love Jamie, so just get on the phone and work it out so that I can study, okay?
Paris: [on the phone] What? No, I haven't thought about what you said. Because I'm very busy, Jamie, and contrary to your beliefs, I have better things to occupy my time with than thinking about you. Or what you said. Or what you meant or what you want or anything about you or concerning you. [Rory grabs the phone] Hey!
Rory: Have him call you back on your cell phone. Then you can talk to him outside. It's nice outside. There are birds and trees.
Paris: My cell phone is dead.
Rory: Then take mine.
Paris: What's your phone plan?
Rory: Why?
Paris: 'Cause I'm not gonna borrow your phone and get slammed with a massive charge - because your phone plan sucks.