Lorelai: The waiter, thank the Lord.
Waiter: What can I get you?
Sookie: I'd like to ask about the mussels. Are they fresh?
Waiter: Yes, they are.
Jackson: And where exactly are your carrots from?
Waiter: Well...
Rune: Is there anything on this menu that isn't French?
Lorelai: I'll just have a martini, and keep them coming.