Quote from Rory in The Lorelais' First Day at Yale
Rory: Check this out. Lorelai: Your student ID? Rory: I'm blinking and my head's in a funny place. Lorelai: No, it's not. Rory: I look like Keith Richards at Altamont. And check out the name. Lorelai: Ronny Gilmore. Oops. Rory: Yeah, oops. I don't even exist. And how did they get Ronny? That's not even remotely close to being short for any girl's name in the history of the entire planet. Lorelai: Well, Veronica, actually sorry. Rory: Great, now I have you apologizing to me after I made you come back all this way just 'cause I'm a big fat stinkin' mama's girl.