Rory: Everything's so foreign. I have to share a bathroom. I've never shared a bathroom with anyone but you. So I'm gonna be running into people in the bathroom, we're gonna have to make small talk. I don't know any bathroom small talk.
Lorelai: "Gee, your hair smells terrific"?
Rory: You didn't socialize me properly. You made me a mama's girl. Why don't I hate you? Why don't I want to be away from you? It's going to be very hard to be Christiane Amanpour broadcasting live from a foxhole in Tehran with my mommy. I guess you're just gonna have to learn how to operate a camera, 'cause I'll need you there with me.
Lorelai: I would do that.
Rory: And how did I end up at Yale? I mean, I let Grandma and Grandpa manipulate me right out of Harvard and into Yale. That's how strong-willed I am. I know nothing about Yale.
Lorelai: Not so. You've memorized its entire history.
Rory: How can you be so fine with this? You left here without a care in the world.
Lorelai: That's not true.
Rory: You couldn't wait for me to get out of the house. What were you doing when I paged you, turning my room into a sewing room? I should hate you, not miss you. Do something to make me hate you.
Lorelai: Um... Go Hitler!