Lorelai: And there's more after you proposed and she said yes? What, you-
Luke: We got married.
Lorelai: You got married? How could you get married?
Luke: We asked the captain and he married us.
Lorelai: And that's legal?
Luke: Apparently.
Lorelai: So you're married? You're legally married? This is just-
Luke: Actually, there's a little more.
Lorelai: And she's pregnant. Oh my God, you finally reproduced.
Luke: We're getting divorced.
Lorelai: I'm gonna sit down now.