Lorelai: What was that?
Rory: The doorbell rang.
Lorelai: Why did the doorbell ring?
Rory: Because someone's at the door.
Lorelai: It's 8:00. Who shows up at 8:00 for an 8:00 date?
Rory: I don't know. Maybe a Chilton teacher?
Lorelai: Everyone knows that 8:00 means 8:15 tops! Obviously, he was raised in a barn. I tell you, he's cute, but his punctuality has knocked ten points off his dream-guy quotient.