Lorelai: [cellphone rings] What?
Luke: Outside.
Lorelai: It's like the North Pole out there.
Luke: This sign isn't a decoration.
Lorelai: Nothing in here is a decoration.
Luke: It disturbs the other customers.
Lorelai: Really? Maybe we should take a vote. Who thinks we shouldn't use cell phones in here? [all hands go up] Well, screw democracy. [phone stops ringing] Perfect. Now I have to check my voicemail.