Lorelai: What did you do?
Luke: You wanted something festive.
Lorelai: You made me a Santa burger.
Luke: It's no big deal.
Lorelai: He has a hat and everything.
Luke: Yeah, I just cut a piece of Wonder Bread, you know, poured on some ketchup, piped on some cream cheese.
Lorelai: No one ever made me something quite this disgusting before. I thank you.
Luke: You're welcome.