Miss Patty: Visualize, ladies. It's a Thanksgiving Day parade. You're standing on Fifth Avenue. There's 100 beautiful boys marching in place behind you. And there you are. You are in front with your fabulous legs and your perfect tush. Your baton is on fire, and the crowd goes nuts! Okay, cookie time. Lorelai, hi.
Lorelai: Hey, Patty.
Miss Patty: Isn't today Rory's first day at Chilton?
Lorelai: Yeah, she's there right now. I just got through dropping her off.
Miss Patty: Is that what you wore?
Lorelai: Oh, look at the time. See you, Patty.
Miss Patty: Bye. Ladies, what do I see? Naked girls. No, no, keep those leotards on. This is not Brazil.