Paris: I did tell my mother about having sex with Jamie, and her only reaction was to talk about how my father hasn't pleased her in fifteen years.
Rory: Yikes.
Paris: Like I couldn't tell.
Rory: And what's going on with your boyfriend?
Paris: I haven't called him either.
Rory: So the only people in your life right now work at General Hospital?
Paris: This isn't General Hospital. I don't deserve General Hospital.