Rory: It's a cool book, you've gotta admit.
Jess: It is. Thanks.
Rory: Oh, I'm not lending it. I'm not done.
Jess: Well, why'd you show it to me?
Rory: I like showing you the stuff I'm reading.
Jess: But you knew I'd wanna read it. You're a book tease.
Rory: You'll get it when I'm done.
Jess: Cruel woman.