Jess: Okay, I'll tell you the truth, since we're both so into the truth tonight. That's what good relationships are about, right?
Rory: Right.
Jess: But you've gotta promise not to mock me ever, and please don't tell anyone else.
Rory: Promise.
Jess: I was throwing a football with a buddy and got hit in the eye.
Rory: You poor thing.
Jess: Yeah.
Rory: But that's not embarrassing.
Jess: Yeah, now that you mention it, it's not.