Alex: This is the worst piece of crap I've ever seen.
Lorelai: What?
Alex: I saw Moose Murders. This stinks worse.
Sookie: [laughs] I thought it was me.
Jackson: I was dying in there.
Lorelai: Every song is the same.
Sookie: The same two notes.
Lorelai: How does that happen?
Sookie: [sings] I feel so very bad. Yes, I feel so very sad.