Lorelai: Ridgemont called.
Michel: No.
Lorelai: He's changing his mind about the theme for his retirement party again.
Michel: No!
Lorelai: We have to call the florist.
Michel: But this is the fourth theme he's picked. He had the fishing one, and the Kentucky Derby with the chocolate horsies, and the Tibet with the Richard Gere pictures everywhere.
Lorelai: I know.
Michel: And he promised that the golf would be the last one.
Lorelai: Well, he decided that golf was dull and he doesn't want to be remembered as dull.
Michel: Would he like to be remembered as limping, because I can be a fabulous help with that.