Emily: [on the phone] Her lawyer knows we asked for this deposition. How do you think it's going to look when you refuse to testify for your own mother?
Lorelai: Like it's none of my business.
Emily: Oh, and I'm sure the twelve rocket scientists they assemble as a jury of my peers will see it that way.
Lorelai: Honestly, Mom, I doubt they'll be able to find twelve people in the state of Connecticut who haven't been fired by you.
Emily: I can't believe my own daughter won't come to my defense.
Lorelai: I'm not gonna lie for you.
Emily: I just want you to tell them how I treat my maids.
Lorelai: I'm not gonna lie for you.
Emily: All you have to do is tell them I treat the help fairly.
Lorelai: I'm not gonna lie for you.