Lorelai: Do you want me to talk to her? You know, arrange a sit-down?
Rory: No, thanks.
Lorelai: Come on. We'll have it in an Italian restaurant. You'll get up, go to the bathroom – thanks – and come out shooting, and then I'll send you to Italy.
Rory: Well, I do wanna go to Italy.
Lorelai: Two birds with one stone, my friend.