Emily: Richard Gilmore, you are going to give these girls the wrong impression.
Rory: What impression is that, Grandma?
Lorelai: That you were the Helena Bonham Carter of the society set?
Emily: I did not steal your grandfather, I simply gave him a choice.
Richard: When you showed up at my fraternity party in that blue dress, I had no choice.
Lorelai: You stole my father with fashion.
Emily: I can't believe you remember the dress.
Lorelai: I can't believe you were the other woman.
Emily: Oh, this is ridiculous.
Lorelai: Another woman should be saying this is ridiculous.
Emily: Will you stop?