Lorelai: [on the phone] Hi, yes, I was at your auction yesterday and I was wondering if you could help me.
I met a man there and I would like to contact him but I didn't get his name and I wondered if you could look it up for me. He was paddle number seventeen, and... Oh right, confidential, got it... Well, you know, actually, I misspoke earlier because this isn't a complete stranger I'm trying to contact here, he's an old friend from school... Good question. Well, I don't know his name because I only knew him by his nickname... Shamu. We called him Shamu. He was kind of a big guy in high school, but he's slimmed down quite a bit... No, see, I don't have time to contact the high school alumni committee because time is of the essence... See, Shamu and I went to a liquor store after the auction and we bought a lottery ticket together and we tore it and I took half and he took half, and I'll be damned if the thing didn't win! Fourteen million dollars! Really, but see, we have to claim it by four p.m. today or we forfeit... Ah, yes... Oh, well, but there's one more thing that I forgot to tell you. See... my blood type is o-negative and he's o-negative and I have a medical condition that... All right, then. Well, thank you anyway. Bye. [hangs up]