Quote from Luke in One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes
Luke: What are those? Lorelai: They're my notes for the talk. Luke: You put thought into this? Lorelai: Yeah, don't you have notes? Luke: I run a diner, what are my notes? I open the door, people come in, they order food, I cook the food, I serve the food, they eat the food. Then there's a terrific action sequence where I refill coffee and water. And oh, my big finale is a description of the whole end of the evening mopping up ceremony. Lorelai: Hey, you're sure you don't mind me going first? Luke: Are you kidding? There's a good chance you'll yack so much they won't even get to me.