Paris: Anything else?
Louise: Yes. I was thinking that maybe this year we should throw a little beginning of the school year dance. I mean, why wait until the tan fades to have a formal?
Paris: Dances are distracting.
Louise: Dances help bring in money to pay for those stupid topiaries you want in the quad.
Paris: Draft a proposal and have it on my desk by tomorrow. Madeline?
Madeline: I would like to explore the option of having a professional photographer take the senior class photos. Every year we use that cheesy picture place, and every year people wind up with those VH1 Before They Were Stars pictures, and I for one would like to stop the humiliation now.
Paris: How are we going to get a professional photographer?
Louise: Helmett Newton is my godfather.
Paris: Okay, sign him up... and tell him to leave the whips and chains at home.