Paris: [on the phone] I'm going to lose.
Rory: You don't know that.
Paris: Yes, I do. Because even if I win, I only won because of you. Therefore, either way, I lose.
Rory: Come on. Go get a cup of coffee. Relax. You deserve this job. I swear. Put away the concession speech.
Paris: [sighs] Hubert Humphrey must not have been considered very fun either.