Lorelai: Hi, excuse me. My daughter's here. She was in a car accident. Her name is Rory Gilmore.
Nurse: Okay, just take a seat.
Lorelai: I don't want to take a seat.
Nurse: It'll be one minute.
Lorelai: Hey, do remember that scene in Terms of Endearment where Shirley MacLaine's in the hospital and freaks out because they won't give her daughter a shot? She got that from me and she toned it down a little. So once again, I'm looking for my daughter, Rory Gilmore.
Nurse: First door on your left.
Lorelai: Thank you.