Emily: Hello. I'm Emily Gilmore. This is my daughter Lorelai.
Bobby: Yes, welcome to Birchgrove. My name is Bobby. I have everything all set for you. Any luggage?
Lorelai: Yes, it's in the Luca Brasi-mobile out front.
Bobby: Well, we can take care of that for you. Here are your room keys and a copy of all of your spa activities. You ladies are booked solid, I see.
Emily: Well, we intend to leave here completely different people.
Lorelai: Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.
Bobby: Anyhow, your rooms are right down this hall. Fruit and yogurt is served by the pool in the mornings. Lunch and dinner seatings are on that itinerary. Any questions?
Lorelai: Yes. Where can one get a cup of coffee around here?
Bobby: Uh, we don't serve anything with caffeine here.
Lorelai: And you think that's safe?