Michel: Perhaps you are taking the wrong approach.
Lorelai: Meaning?
Michel: Well, you've tried to convince them of your virtue. Perhaps it's time to offer them a lap dance. [off Lorelai's look] You didn't!
Lorelai: I was kidding. Sort of. Well, I have to do something, and I'm not sure exactly where to draw the line.
Michel: You know, in Thailand, women do this trick with a Ping-Pong ball that is a big crowd pleaser.
Lorelai: Line drawn. Thank you.