Quote from Lorelai in The Bracebridge Dinner
Rory: Mom! Lorelai: What, honey? Rory: You put the ugly baby's picture in my bed. Lorelai: I didn't. I swear. That ugly baby is stalking us. Run away. Rory: Poor baby. It's not his fault. Lorelai: I think it's a she. Rory: Poor baby. You picked the wrong parents.