Quote from Michel in Run Away, Little Boy
Sookie: Okay, here we go. Low-fat whole-wheat blueberry pancakes. Michel: Are there 12? Sookie: 12 what? Michel: Blueberries. I can only have 12 blueberries for breakfast. Sookie: Or what? Michel: What do you mean, "Or what?" Sookie: What happens if you eat 13 blueberries? Michel: This is a silly conversation. Sookie: Would you die? Michel: Just hand me the plate. Sookie: Only if you don't count. Michel: I won't count. Sookie: Swear. Raise your right hand and say, "May Destiny's Child break up if I count these blueberries." Michel: Pick another group. Sookie: Nope. Michel: I hate you!