Lorelai: Twelve pairs of pantyhose?
Emily: It's going to be a long night. She's bound to have a run.
Lorelai: Twelve pairs.
Emily: There's the presentation, the circle, the curtsy, the fan dance.
Lorelai: Mom, there'd have to be a 12-kilometer run and a jujitsu demonstration for her to go through twelve pairs of pantyhose.
Emily: Does it really hurt to be prepared, Lorelai?
Lorelai: No, Mom, it doesn't hurt to be prepared.
Emily: Thank you.
Lorelai: The good news is, now she is prepared for her high-school graduation, her college graduation, her marriage, three to five anniversaries, a hostess gig, and jury duty, especially if she's sequestered.
Emily: You make me tired.