Louise: [to Paris] Tristin usually likes his girls bad. We'll have to do a Pink Ladies makeover on you. We'll turn you from a sweet Sandy into a slutty Sandy dancing at the school fair in high heels, black spandex, and permed hair.
Madeline: You can borrow my water bra.
Paris: Excuse me?
Madeline: It's like a padded bra, but it's filled with some sort of liquid so it moves.
Paris: It moves?
Madeline: Yes.
Paris: On its own?
Madeline: It makes you look natural.
Paris: Great. Thanks, but I'll pass.