Lorelai: So, talk to anybody today?
Rory: You mean Madeline or Louise or Paris?
Lorelai: Yes.
Rory: No.
Lorelai: Right.
Rory: But I bet school tomorrow will be interesting.
Lorelai: Oh, yes. Stories of Rory's crazy, Bangles-obsessed mother ripping open apartment doors, scaring the pointy-haired boys.
Rory: Totally uncool, man.
Lorelai: [sighs] I had to do it, Rory. They could have gotten hurt.
Rory: I know.