Lorelai: You didn't wake me up.
Rory: I set the clock.
Lorelai: Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall giving me ample time to fall back to sleep. You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you thus ensuring the whole wake-up process.
Lane: I'm gonna get a soda. Want anything?
Rory: Gum.
Lorelai: Yes, the night of my fourteenth birthday back so I could right the green hot pant-roller disco outfit wrong.
Lane: Coming right up.