Lorelai: Oh, God, I thought inviting those girls out would make it easier for you at school.
Rory: Yeah, well, I've always thought "easy" is completely overrated.
Lorelai: That's my twisted girl.
Rory: Plus Paris decided to let me split the debate time with her.
Lorelai: Wow! Wait, why am I wowing?
Rory: Because splitting debate time with Paris is like doing that spitting-in-your-palm and-shaking-hands friendship oath thing.
Lorelai: But way less gross.
Rory: Yeah.
Lorelai: Good, I'm glad then.