Lorelai: Honey, no matter how many beers you buy me tonight, I'm not the one going home with you. So concentrate on the one who might.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: You haven't said a word to Jackson all night.
Sookie: [sighs] I haven't, have I?
Lorelai: No.
Sookie: I know, I'm just so nervous.
Lorelai: You're nervous? You don't have a guy staring at you like he's Cher and you're the kid from Mask.