Quote from Michel in Cinnamon's Wake
Michel: Hello? Hello, where is Lorelai? I'm dropping something off. Yoo-hoo, heehaw man, where's Lorelai Gilmore? Lorelai: Thank you. I could not get back to the inn. Michel: What? You are having a party, and I was not invited? Lorelai: Sweetie, it's not a party. It's a wake. Michel: Really? Who died? Lorelai: Their cat. Michel: You are mourning a cat? Lorelai: Yes. Michel: They lick their privates, these cats. Lorelai: Not the comforting chit-chat we're looking for. Goodbye. I'll talk to you later. Thank you.