Taylor Doose: May I have your attention, please? I'd like to welcome you all to this Bon Voyage party in honor of one of Stars Hollow's favorite daughters, Ms. Rory Gilmore! I've known Rory, as have most of you...
Emily: Have you given any thought to my spa idea?
Lorelai: Oh, yeah. I don't think I'm interested, though.
Taylor Doose: ...glorious spring day, pregnant with pride and anticipation, preparing to birth you from our collective womb, fully gestated and nourished. And so we breathe deep, and, with these last, painful contractions, we push you out into the world, spank your bottom, and wipe the amniotic fluid from your eyes as you issue your first independent breath.
Emily: Is this speech making you a little queasy?
Lorelai: A little bit.